RIP Robert J Enders

Some of my critics have accused me of having an 80-year-old mindset. Perhaps they have confused me with this guy.
Just to clarify, and so that the Election Board doesn't remove my name based on exagerrated reports of my untimely demise, I am alive and well.

TV Dead Pool Part 4

Screw it. While not all these ABC shows will bomb, if I just predict that they'll all fail, I'll be right more than half of the time. But "Pushing Daisies" sounds good, so I'll put it down as the only HIT.

Carpoolers
Cavemen
Miss/Guided
Sam I Am
Big Shots
Cashmere Mafia
Dirty Sexy Money
Eli Stone
Private Practice
Pushing Daisies
Women’s Murder Club
Oprah’s Big Give

I'm just going to laugh out loud when "Cavemen" gets cancelled mid-season. The Geico commercials were funny, but you can't make a 30 minute episode about these guys.

TV Dead Pool, Part 3

HIT Journeyman: Spooky time-traveling show; this will probably work.
MISS Chuck: You can tell right away a show is going to suck if the guy has a surprised look on his face in the promo. If they need to tell me it's a joke, it's not funny.
MISS Bionic Woman: No matter how good a remake is, people always say, "it's not as good as the original," even if the original sucked. Even if the show turns out to be good, which I doubt, no one is going to recognize it as such.
HIT Life: It's a new take on the cop framed for murder theme. It shows the cop rebuilding his life after he's been exonerated. People will tune in out of curiosity, at least.