Tuesday, July 31, 2012


Monday, July 30, 2012

Rivertown: If Housepets Were Democrats

Today's cartoon is a belated response to this cartoon.

Sunday, July 29, 2012


Here's a rerun. If you haven't seen it before, enjoy. I'll have new strips in a day or two.

Monday, July 23, 2012


I think the gun control debate is over. To outlaw guns in the US would require years of Iraq War style carnage and chaos that gun control advocates wouldn't be able to stomach. But if you meet someone who insists on bringing the topic up, feel free to be flippant.

Sunday, July 22, 2012


When you hear politicians talk about helping the middle class, that is a dog whistle phrase. It means that they don't want to help people who aren't middle class. My own attitude is that if you truly need economic assistance, by all means ask for it but quit pretending that you are still middle class.

Thursday, July 19, 2012


Don't tamper with teleprompters. Politicians don't need your help to say dumb things.

Tuesday, July 10, 2012


See, this is one of the biggest difference between first person shooters and actual combat. I know a lot of veterans, and none of them have admitted that they tried to stab someone with a grenade. It happens a lot in "Battlefield", though.

Saturday, July 07, 2012

Thursday, July 05, 2012


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Wednesday, July 04, 2012


A spoiled schoolgirl
with a racy past gets
an offer she

can’t refuse.

Will giving in to the
guidance counselor’s
demands get her into
the college of her
Does she want to be
punished for her past if
it will secure her future?

It’s not your ordinary
erotic fiction.
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Tuesday, July 03, 2012

Sunday, July 01, 2012