This is what I looked like as of about an hour ago, when I got very frustrated by Virgin Mobile's repeated failure to carry my image to someone else's phone. At least it isn't a Verizon phone though. There are two things you should know about me. 1. I will become Amish before ever using Verizon for my cell phone service again. 2. I will abandon even Amish levels of technology and become a hunter-gatherer before ever talking to one of Xfinity's customer retention specialists again. Stop trying to take me for a sucker. Stop making me have to threaten to cancel my service in order to keep from being charged $80 a month for Internet access. Because I don't make threats. I make promises, and I keep them.