Travelocity Presents the Roaming Gnome, Denouncer of Travel Myths
Myth: When traveling in the Middle East, avoid anyone wearing a heavy overcoat in the desert heat.
GNOME: Fiddlesticks! Some people just don't dress for the weather.
MAN IN OVERCOAT: Allah akbar! (KABOOM!)
BYSTANDER: Oh my god! Gnome down! Gnome down!