Thursday, August 25, 2005

BSN Update! "Pat Robinson Proclaims Fatwa Against Hugo Chavez"

The Grand Ayatollah Pat Robinson has issued a fatwa calling for the assassination of Venezulan president Hugo Chavez. "He who slays Hugo Chavez is assured a place in Heaven," announced Robinson before a crowd of thousands. "May the streets of Caracas run red with the blood of martyrs and infidels!" His speech ended with the crowd shouting "Death to Venezula! Death to Chavez!"

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