My new comic

I think this is a promising start. I'll have to draw up about 2 weeks worth before sending it to a publisher. I still have to think of a title. I'm leaning towards "Slippery Slope", but I'm trying to come up with something better than that.

UPDATE: I enlarged the font size of the dialog. Enjoy.

Spammer of the day!

Whoever sent me this is a loathsome human being.

Hello friend,My name is Sgt Paul Moore U.S.M.C Iraq I have a monetary deal
for you.If interested reply using my most private email
pmore11261@yahoo.com.hk God bless America, Sgt Paul.


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Since when did US Marines use Hong Kong email addresses? Also, I think fluency in English is a requirement to become an E-5.

Souder Rap Video!!! (NSFW)

Do they watch Star Trek in Thailand?

Haven't they learned anything from it?

Idle speculation about Time's Square bomb

I think that the terrorist was trying to transport bomb making materials when something went wrong. He stopped the SUV, turned on the hazard lights through shear force of habit, and fled.

There was a man seen running from the scene. Why would he run if he knew he enough time to get away? Also, two clocks were found in the truck. This suggests that he intended to make more than one bomb.

It happened less than 24 hours ago. Let's see if I'm right.

Baseball season

Baseball is about tradition. I like teams that stay in the same venue. Over the past century, nations have risen and fallen, football's rules have evolved, and yet the Cubs remain at Wrigley Field.

Drive past the local ballpark around here, and you see a mutant apple logo on a animated billboard that's larger than my car. If I wanted electronic splash and dash, I'd stay home and play video games.

Come to think of it, electronic splash and dash is exactly what I want. So I will stay home and play Modern Warfare 2, which I would imagine is more fun and less expensive than a real war.

The ads for the local team say "Play Downtown." Unless they are holding tryouts for the team, this is misleading. They should say "Sit On Your Fat Ass And Watch Other People Play Downtown."

YUCK!

I saw a slogan on a package of Charmin toilet paper that said "Durable and Long Lasting". Do they expect me to reuse the stuff?