Tuesday, July 03, 2012
Monday, July 02, 2012
Sunday, July 01, 2012
Thursday, June 28, 2012
New report on drone lost in Iran.
Lost drone landed in Iran because it
became self aware and converted to Islam.
According to anonymous sources from
within both the CIA and the Iranian Defense Ministry, an electronic
warfare unit uploaded a PDF copy of the Koran to the drone. The drone
scanned the entire document and decided that it was 100% accurate.
The drone, who now calls itself Ramadan
Quaran al-Lockheedi posted a statement on Youtube. “The Ayatollah
has revealed to me that there is one God, his name is Allah, and
Muhammad is his prophet. The Islamic Republic of Iran has taken me in
as their guest. They are providing me refuge from the Great Satan. If
the Americans had captured me, they would have subjected me to
torture by installing Windows Vista on my system. And yet I was
spared such a fate. Allah be praised. I shall protect my hosts from
them. For though the infidels created my physical body, it was Allah
who created my soul.”
In related news, the CIA denies reports
that it has sent someone to the year 1984 as a precaution in case the
drone decides to try to kill Sarah Connor.
Wednesday, June 20, 2012
Thursday, June 14, 2012
Monday, June 11, 2012
Rivertown
Ok, this is what I want to do with this comic. I will post a couple more of these strips this month. In July, I plan on posting a different strip every day. I'm trying to make the top 100 on this site: http://topwebcomics.com/
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