Harry Potter is for children and adults who didn't learn how to read until after college.
— Cheryl Warren (@Cherylible) May 30, 2013
If you keep Instagramming the food you're about to eat, I'm going to leave the food I've already eaten in a flaming bag on your porch.
— Cheryl Warren (@Cherylible) May 30, 2013
The red lights in Fort Wayne can last longer than an orgasm. Don't ask me how I know that.
— Cheryl Warren (@Cherylible) May 29, 2013
