The reason why this comic is late and has an awkwardly structured punchline is because I've been working overtime in my "real" job and I'm tired. The reason why I have a job is because I don't make enough money with this cartoon.
No, don't offer to send me money. If you really want to help this cartoon out, tell your friends about it. Then maybe I'll have something marketable. Until then, you'll be getting what you pay for when you come here.