Yesterday, President Bush declared that Mexico's decriminalization of drugs would lead to a deficit in the illegal drug trade. "Mexico's new law could put honest, hard-working American drug dealers out of business," said the president. "Like that dude who hooked me up with blow when I was in college."
Ok, he never really said that. For one thing, I never heard him say the word "dude". But seriously, we should allow Mexico to legalize drugs. Their workers come up here, and our stoners will go down there. That's a fair trade.