Monday, January 09, 2006

Cheney's health problems

Ok. It hard for me make jokes about heart problems when I am taking a course to become a CPR instructer. The following is the best that I could come up with.

A White House spokesman says that Cheney is as healthy as Leonid Brezhnev was when the Soviets reported him to be in perfect health.

Cheney credits his surviving four heart attacks to his embracing the Dark Side of the Force. Now that Bush's poll numbers are at record lows, he is looking for a new apprentice.

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