A couple thoughts about texting.

First of all, remember that anything you text can be screenshotted and used against you in the court of social media. So don't be a dick, and don't show your dick. Secondly, don't get bent out of shape if someone is slow to respond to a text. Maybe their phone's battery died. Maybe they are busy or distracted. Maybe they are trying to compose a witty, intelligent response to what you just said. Maybe they fell asleep if it's late at night. If getting a response is that critical, just call the person and get the conversation over with. If not, go text somebody else or play Angry Birds. Better yet, play Ingress and get out of the house.